You inconsiderate FOOL. Don’t you realize that I am legitimately ILL? I went to a real DOCTOR. I have MEDICINE that makes drowsy. I’m border-lining on having sleep apnea. My immune system is working at 0. Meaning that I might actually need the sleep, you know … to stay alive. You should know this since you are a “close” family member. I guess the parents didn’t clue you in.
But since you’re a little slow, let me help you out ….
I took the medicine before we went out. At the craziest moments of the night, I was still yawning. I spent most of the night with you girls. Considering the events that took place earlier in the night, I’d think you’d understand why my body literally shut down towards the end. It’s not as if I chose to randomly fall asleep. I literally could not stop myself from almost passing out.
After a long day and putting up with feeling strange for a few hours, my body literally said “enough.” Sorry that I literally could not get up, go out in the cold, and drive to Steak n Shake for a meal with you girls. Now, if that’s a problem- I’m sorry.